Cats Cats Cats

Free Kittuns - an Essay by Jim Willis, © 2002

Gentle eyes that see so much,

paws that have the quiet touch,

Purrs to signal "all is well"

and show more love than words could tell.

Graceful movements touched with pride,

a calming presence by our side --

A friendship that takes time to grow --

Small wonder why we love them so.

Author Unknown

In America and other Christian countries, the tabby cat has a legend of its own. As the Christ child lay in the manger, no animal - not even the gentle donkey or the faithful shepherd dog - could soothe Him to sleep. But when a little tabby jumped lightly into the manger and began to purr a lullaby, the Babe fell asleep at last. Ever since, all tabbies' foreheads have borne an M in token for the Madonna's gratitude.

Play With The Kitty

Time spent with cats is never wasted - Collette


Dogs have Masters - Cats have Staff

 

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this
-Author Unknown

 

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God
-Author Unknown

Even a cat is a lion in her own lair - Indian Proverb

Chinese parents used to embroider a cat's head on the shoes of a baby learning to walk, to make it surefooted - Isha Mellor

An ancient Persian legend says that the cat was born from a lion's sneeze

A kitten is a rosebud in the garden of the animal kingdom - Robert Southey

Cat Kisses by Bobbi Katz

Sandpaper kisses
on a cheek or a chin--
that is the way
for a day to begin!

Sandpaper kisses--
a cuddle, a purr.
I have an alarm clock
that's covered with fur.

Copyright c 1974 by Bobbi Katz, who controls all rights.
http://www.bobbikatz.com/

If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much
-Mark Twain

   

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat
-Warren Eckstein

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through - Jules Verne

To err is human, to purr, feline - Robert Byrne

One thing all tabbies have in common, is the telltale "M" on their forehead

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who  mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind - Dr. Seuss

How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven
- Robert  A. Heinlein

The smallest feline is a masterpiece - Leonardo Da Vinci 

 
One small cat changes coming home to an empty house to coming home
-Pam Brown

Cat: a pygmy lion who
loves mice, hates dogs,
and patronizes human beings
-Oliver Herford

You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats
- Colonial American Proverb

   

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him - Dereke Bruce

Cats, like men, are flatters - William S. Landor

If you want the best seat in the house, you have to move the cats

One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives
-Mark Twain

A cat's a cat and that's that  - American folk saying

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast - Unknown

 A cat has 32 muscles in each ear

 Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur

In spite of the veneration which the Egyptians had for the cat, we are told that the punishment for adultery by a woman in Egypt was to be sewn into a sack with a live cat and flung into the Nile -  Mildred Kirk

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life - Faith Resnick

The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city on silent haunches and then, moves on - Carl Sandburg

I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through - Jules Verne

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow-Jeff Valdez

A cat is only technically an animal, being divine - Robert Lynd (1879-1949)

Humans have remade dogs to suit their own ends. Cats are exactly the same as they were ten thousand years ago - Marion C Garretty, b. 1917

A cat's eyes are windows enabling us to see into another world - IRISH LEGEND

Things A Cat Should Always Remember

I will not hide behind the toilet so that I can pat the human on the backside when he sits down just to make him levitate.

I will not drag dirty socks up from the basement in the middle of the night, deposit them on the bed and yell at the top of my lungs so that my human can admire my "kill."

If I sit in the sink while my human is brushing his teeth, I will not get angry when he spits toothpaste on me.

I will not complain that my butt is wet and that I am thirsty after sitting in my water bowl.

I will not knead my male human's groin at 3 AM with claws extended. It seems to cause him some discomfort and he wakes up all grumpy.

I will not attempt to stop the human's snoring by sticking my paws into his mouth.

I will not use my psychic powers to project myself into my human's dreams when I am hungry, causing her to dream that I am a talking cat, and I can say "Where's my supper!"

I will not run through the house with a condom wrapper in my mouth when my human's grandmother is visiting.

I will not teach the parrot to meow in a loud and raucous manner.

When my young humans are playing with modeling clay, I will not remove solid waste from my litter tray and roll it onto the kitchen floor.

When the humans play darts, I will not leap into the air and attempt to catch them.

I will not display my worm collection on the kitchen floor on a rainy night. My human does not like finding it with her bare feet.

I will not swat my human's head repeatedly when she is on the floor trying to do sit ups.

I will not give the vet a urine or stool sample unless he requests it.

And finally, I will remember that any critter that lives in the house, like hamsters, stays in the house; and any critters that live outside, like frogs and worms, stay outside. I am not allowed to set the hamster free in exchange for finding a frog to put in the fish tank.

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