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 It's a
dog's life - English saying
Say something idiotic and nobody but a
dog politely wags its tail.
(Author Unknown)
When
you leave in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand
there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later - Erma Bombeck
I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs - James Thurber
I spilled spot remover on my dog.
He's gone now.
- Steven Wright
With
dogs, you don't need gurus. Dogs are forever in the moment. They are always a
tidal wave of feelings, and every feeling is some variant of love - Cynthia
Heimel
Even
the tiniest Poodle or Chihuahua is still a wolf at heart - Dorothy Hinshaw
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Dogs,
bless them, operate on the premise that human beings are fragile and require
incessant applications of affection and reassurance. The random lick of the hand
and the furry chin draped over the instep are calculated to let the shaky
owner know that a friend is nearby - Mary McGrory
Dogs
know exactly what makes them happy--doing something for someone. They will do
everything they can think of to please their human companion, and any signs that
they have been successful make them very happy - John Richard Stephens
I, who
had my heart full for hours, took advantage of an early moment of solitude, to
cry in it very bitterly. Suddenly a little hairy head thrust itself from behind
my pillow into my face, rubbing its ears and nose against me in a responsive
agitation, and drying the tears as they came - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
I hope
if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by
size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas - Jack Handy
Dogs
are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer - Leo Rosten
Why,
that dog is practically a Phi Beta Kappa. She can sit up and beg, and she can
give her paw--I don't say she will, but she can - Dorothy Parker
Old
dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable. They might be out of shape and a little
worn around the edges but they fit well - Bonnie Wilcox
If you
are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater...suggest that he wear
a tail - Fran Lebowitz
The
gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious
and valuable possession of mankind - Theodorus Gaza
Maybe
there are some areas where, when we are compared to dogs, we come up short.
Being called a "dog" might not be such a bad thing after all - John Richard
Stephens
I named
my dog, "Stay"...so he can say
"Come here, Stay. Come here. Stay."
- Steven Wright
To err
is human, to forgive, canine - Anonymous
Now, I am a mixer. I can't help it. It's my nature. I like men. I
like the taste of their shoes, the smell of their legs, the sound
of their voices. It may be weak of me, but a man has only to speak
to me, and a sort of thrill goes down my spine and sets my tail
wagging - P.G. Wodehouse
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